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Wasp-stung lung bugs, fat clay, Botoxed Vulcans, and ‘GOT’ mortality risk


 

When you play the game of thrones …

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… You conduct an evidence-based analysis of mortality across the Seven Kingdoms. In celebration of the approaching final season, two researchers published a study of mortality and survival in HBO’s “Game of Thrones” series. They examined data on sociodemographic factors and circumstances of death to identify predictors of mortality.

After looking at 330 characters from the show (186 who suffered death), the authors determined that being male, lowborn, and loyal had the highest correlation with mortality. Poor men who never switched their allegiance from one side to the other had the lowest chance of survival. In addition, the probability of dying in the first hour after appearing on screen was 14%. Not a good statistic if you’re trying to become famous in Westeros. And a mortality risk rivaling even that of Mr. Spock’s red-shirted shipmates down in engineering.

Nurse, sand wedge, STAT!

There really is no sport like golf. The wide green spaces, the fresh air, the thrill of launching a 300-yard drive down the fairway, the fun of double-bogeying the last three holes to shoot yet another 93; golf is a noble pursuit, indeed. And a sport everyone knows doctors love. Right?

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In research published in the Christmas edition of the BMJ, a group of doctors from Massachusetts sought to find out just how accurate the stereotype was. Their answer? Doctors really do enjoy teeing it up.

Well, male doctors.

Well, old male doctors.

Using a database of about a million physicians, the researchers found that 5.5% of male physicians and 1.3% of female physicians – or 4.1% overall – maintained an official United States Golf Association handicap. Male physicians aged 61-70 years were most likely to play, and female physicians aged 31-35 years were least likely.

However, while golf is certainly a common pastime among doctors, they aren’t exactly very good at it, as the average doctor is actually slightly worse than the average nondoctor. Surgeons presented a notable exception, possessing significantly lower handicaps than their colleagues while, perhaps not coincidentally, also playing more often. We’re sure there’s a joke about overpaid surgeons in narrow specialties having too much time on their hands, and we’ll get right back to you with it after our 12 o’clock tee time.

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