Who needs a vaccine when there’s horse paste?
It’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last, that some people think they know best when it comes to COVID-19 safety.
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What is the newest “trend” for prevention and treatment? Enter, ivermectin, a Food and Drug Administration–approved drug for treating conditions caused by parasitic worms. The prescription form is hard to find these days, so some folks have been “raiding rural tractor supply stores in search of ivermectin horse paste (packed with ‘apple flavor’!) and [weighing] the benefits of taking ivermectin ‘sheep drench’,” according to the Daily Beast.
The FDA does not condone the use of ivermectin for COVID-19 and warns that the types meant for animals can be harmful to humans if taken in large doses. Facebook has played its part, as groups are forming to share conflicting information about how the drug can be used for COVID-19. The medication often comes from sketchy sources, and it’s seemingly causing more harm than good. Pharmacies are even starting to treat ivermectin as if it’s an opioid.
“My ‘horse’ had no negative side effects, and now he tells me he feels like a million bucks and is now COVID free,” one social media poster wrote in code, according to the Daily Beast.
When the card fits, COVID-19 will take a hit
Good news! We have figured out the problem behind the whole COVID-19 vaccine-denial business.
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And by “we,” of course, we mean someone else. But we’re telling you about it, and isn’t that really the important part?
Anyway, back to the problem. It’s not the vaccines themselves, it’s the vaccine cards. They’re the wrong size.
The Atlantic’s Amanda Mull explains: “When I got my first shot, in late February, I sat in the mandatory waiting area, holding my new card in one hand and my wallet in the other, trying to understand why the two objects weren’t compatible.”
She didn’t get very far with the CDC, but Chelsea Cirruzzo, a public-health reporter at U.S. News & World Report who has been tweeting about the vaccine cards, suggested that “someone just printed out a bunch of cards that are easy to write your name and vaccine brand on, without thinking about wallets.”
The evidence does fit the nobody-really-gave-it-any-thought argument. The template was available to the public on some state government websites when the vaccine was approved and can still be found on Florida’s, Ms. Mull notes. “Try to imagine governments freely distributing their templates for driver’s licenses, passports, or other documents intended to certify a particular identity or status.” The FBI, we understand, frowns upon this sort of thing.
Well, there you have it, America. When the card fits in a wallet, the vaccine problem will go away. Just remember where you read it, not where we read it.